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| How much of our $1.3B that we lost on Chrysler did they spend to hire Clint Eastwood to give us a pep talk? http://t.co/Heqw35oq — 23 hours 33 min ago |
| Condit beat Diaz by running away and kicking his leg. "Game plans" are turning UFC into soccer matches with dives and acting. Sad. — 1 day 14 hours ago |
| Congressional Budget Office: Obama put U.S. on 'Deathbed' http://t.co/saXHCVaK (Dems blame GOP even though Dems control the Senate and WH) — 3 days 20 hours ago |
| Thanks for voting for the most liberal GOP candidate, Florida. We really appreciate it. (groan) — 6 days 8 hours ago |
| If Florida votes for Romney then the GOP has transformed into a liberal party. And that would make me a sad panda. — 1 week 6 hours ago |
| Jeopardy: Who is Rachel Maddow? http://t.co/G9I4Iz1C (hilarious) — 1 week 3 days ago |
| My favorite brands: Amazon, Apple, Delta, Jeep, and Nintendo. — 1 week 5 days ago |
| Obama plagiarizes himself: http://t.co/JeZsb6dN (a broken record for 3 years?) — 1 week 5 days ago |
| Battle of the tax returns: Romney gave 15% to charity. Obama gave 1%. Biden gave $369. — 1 week 6 days ago |
| Thank goodness Obama took the time over the past 3 years to count the stars on the flag and learn there are 50, not 57. #sotu — 1 week 6 days ago |